Spaztazticii

unclefather:

believeinnumbercity:

unclefather:

"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"

alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s

Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..

i don’t care what planet she’s from

(via theycallme-bigpoppa)

wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

(via denmaku)

insider-information:

tyleroakley:

death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

This fucked me up.

Holy

insider-information:

tyleroakley:

death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

This fucked me up.

Holy

(Source: buzzfeed, via theycallme-bigpoppa)

Look a cat

bearslime:

bearslime:

bearslime:

i wonder how many grapes i can eat before i throw up

it takes exactly 127 grapes to make me throw up 

never eat 127 grapes

(via 01101111-01101111-01100100)

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

(via copernipenis)

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

murphmanfa:

thecakebar:

Recipes for Pies and Tarts! (recipes)

Need some pie baking ideas for this Thanksgiving?! Wait no more!

oh fuck

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(via copernipenis)